Prequel: A Friendly Drink

"So a Khajiit and an Argonain walk into a bar... What happened after that would not be spoken by the Argonian and could not be recalled by the Khajiit."

Many thanks to ~Gannadene for letting me use his awesome original (found here). I only found it recently by searching DA for "Quill Weave". I'm a little surprised that I never came across it in any of my other searches. It just goes to show that it pays to use different search terms every once in a while.